1989: Birth. Los Angeles. A hospital run by nuns. 1990: Moved. San Diego. An apartment next to a two-story McDonalds. 1995: Kindergarten. Witnessed a classmate color a sheep on white paper. With white crayon. 1996: Got a (then skinny) cat. 1997: Start of grade school. Nearly shit her pants because she was too shy to ask to go to the bathroom. 1999: Sucked at mathematics. Did not suck at penmanship. 2001: Sixth grade promotion. Wore a pretty red dress... that another girl wore, too. 2002: Discovered web design. Life is gone changed. 2003: Became a drama geek. Wore ridiculously hideous pants with long socks. 2004: Started AP classes. Tried to "avoid plot summary" for the next three years. 2007: Rejected from art programs for multiple colleges. Accepted into college of top choice. Otis. 2008: Left Otis. Went through a semi-rough patch. (No alcohol or drugs involved.) 2009: Started freelancing. Accepted as an intern for a prestigious design blog. Got busy. 2010: Accepted as an intern for a creative company. Accepted new projects. Got even more busy. Present: Still not sucking at penmanship. Still designing. Still own a now morbidly obese cat.